Cats are the greatest animal of the universe!
I like cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is the off-topic forum so this is ok, right?
'Cats are the greatest animal of the universe!'
I must concur.
We should indeed have a cats vs coyotes chess variant, with cats carrying weapons and climb trees while coyotes are stronger in close combat.
Another interesting idea is a three-way game with both sides and cats as the third side. Cats can push, pull and eliminate pieces and can not be removed by any non-cat piece. Cats win if cats can maintain peace between the players by making sure nobody can checkmate the other side. If either king is checkmated then cats also lose.