Sodium Attack Catch Phrases?

I have a friend who (in jest) swears by 1.Na3 (the Sodium attack). I want to make him a shirt with a funny phrase or saying about how 'Over Powered' this opening is. I'd love to hear any ideas you guys have.

It'll make you salty.

"It's sodium good" Pun on "so damn good" : )

Sodium Attack: The Salt is Real

hes first place in the Sodium--------- podium

Haha these are great. I thought of "Sodium Attack: Inducing heart attacks since 1923"
I welcome more ideas!

Sodium: Across the board from your kitchen to your chess.

(I know this sucks but it's the best I could come up with.

Na3 attack!, YOU just got "as SALT ed".....

- Sodium: It makes your tears delicious.
- WARNING: Sodium has been known to destroy opening books!
- At least it's not Ammonia!™

Sodium attack!!!! on the front. It's over 9000!!!!! on the back.
Use a large black comfort soft tshirt and go to walmart and to buy the supplies you need to make it yourself for cheap! plus u get to keep at least 2 comfort soft t's. np bro<