Kasparov, how?

Your getting it all wrong. Kasparov himself invented chess in 1977 before his match with Dolmatov. Dolmatov was the one cheating with the phone and that is how he won (even though he didn't know how to play). 1823 was the day that Kasparov's granmother conceived the idea of chess and vowed to plant it in the mind of her grandson. Get your facts straight people !

I am Gary Kasparov and I confirm these allegations are all true. In all these years my conscience has been eating me up and I am happy to have finally been found out. I will fully corporate with FIDE to have my GM title removed along with all other tournament victories. They were all obtained through cheating, first by a highly skilled parrot I hid in my hair and later with my IPhone. I believe this is the way all GMs do it (the parrot).

i am an iphone and i can confirm all of this as well

lol

lol, trolling thread
btw #13 kasparov's name is Garry not Gary

Chessplayer1909: How dare you correct my spelling, this is how we spell it in Azerbaijan.
I will also add that if you are over 1600 here and do not use an engine, you are properly better than most grandmasters who all do. Please go to the chessbombs forums and provide your wisdom and insight in the YourNextMove Grand Chess Tour rapid tournament tomorrow, it will be greatly appreciated.

Now you must all excuse me, I must find Magnus Carlsens a new Iphone. He cracked the display at the end of the Caruna match and suffered.